I’m back!

Yeah I had a great time on holiday thank for asking! If you didn’t, well, rude.
I am also having serious jet-lag like I have no idea what time it is and I have been asleep for an entire day and night. This is not only due to the time difference but I also came home on a night flight. This would have been vaguely enjoyable if it weren’t for the row of drunk men behind me singing at 1 in the morning. Seriously? They should not serve beer on planes. We where also served breakfast at 6 in the morning. This is perfectly acceptable… except for the fact it was 2am Canada time, which is where I had just come from. This was a breakfast of frozen croissant. You try spreading frozen butter on a frozen croissant. Does not work.
We where flying on one of those planes where first class is double decker and has beds and a gym. You also have to walk through first class, then business class and ’emerald’ class (what even?) to get to economy class. Although economy class is perfect nice and comfortable, it seems a lot less so once you’ve walked through all the other’s with leg room and beds.
Anyway, my fears of crashing and dying did not come true and I survived both flights. Hooray for me!